Jailbreaker - Crate Lover
5 pts
Satisfy your craving for plywood, and hurl your body straight into the first wooden crate. (Jailbreaker)
Jailbreaker - Saw Lover
5 pts
Throw it all away and bifurcate yourself on the very first spinning blade. (Jailbreaker)
Jailbreaker - Participant Physical Fitness Award
10 pts
Make it at least 100m before giving up hope and succumbing to fatigue like the 
scrawny weakling you are. (Jailbreaker)
Jailbreaker - National Physical Fitness Award
10 pts
Make it 3000m before buckling under pressure and ruining yourself on so come 
cheap obstacle. (Jailbreaker)
Jailbreaker - Presidential Physical Fitness Award
20 pts
Make Obama proud and earn "Presidential" status with the 5000m run. 
(Jailbreaker)
Iron Commando - Paper Commando
5 pts
Earn a score of 10,000 points and show that you're at least as tear-resistant 
as a sheet of paper. (Iron Commando)
Iron Commando - Rubber Commnado
10 pts
Earn a score of 30,000 points and demonstrate your rubbery resilience in the 
face of danger! (Iron Commando)
Iron Commando - Iron Commando
15 pts
Earn a score of 100,000 points and prove that you're a metallic mega-fore! 
(Iron Commando)
Iron Commando - Thorough Commando
15 pts
Finish what you started and beat every level in the game. We'll appreciate it. 
(Iron Commando)
Iron Commando - Cheating Commando
5 pts
Show the world what a lowdown, rotten, good for nothing cheater you are by 
activating the 30 lives cheat. (Iron Commando)
Robo Rush - Primary Robo
10 pts
Pound your way through all 4 stages of level 1. (Robo Rush)
Robo Rush - Secondary Robo
10 pts
Blast your way through all 4 stages of level 2. (Robo Rush)
Robo Rush - Tertiary Robo
10 pts
Jump your way through all 4 stages of level 3. (Robo Rush)
Robo Rush - Quaternary Robo
10 pts
Dominate your way through all 4 stages of level 4. (Robo Rush)
Robo Rush - Suicidal Robo
10 pts
Show the world how little you value lives by using up all 3 of them on level 1-1.
(Robo Rush)
Chicks - Nuclear Blast
10 pts
Unleash your inner cruelty, and... use the nuclear bomb! (Chicks)
Chicks - Practice Makes Perfect
10 pts
Hone your fundamentals and complete the first 8 training missions. (Chicks)
Chicks - Finish What You Start
10 pts
Git 'er dun, and complete all 32 Levels. (Chicks)
Chicks - True Greatness
10 pts
Earn a 'great' or 'perfect" score on every single level. (chicks)
Chicks - Absolute Perfection
10 pts
Earn a 'perfect' score on every single level. (Chicks)
Hell Flyer - 50 Meters
10 pts
Fly for 50 meters. (Hell Flyer)
Hell Flyer - 80 Meters
10 pts
Fly for 80 meters. (Hell Flyer)
Hell Flyer - 100 Meters
10 pts
Fly fro 100 meters. (Hell Flyer)
Hell Flyer - Instant Death
10 pts
Drop into the lava after a measly 1 swing. (Hell Flyer)
Hell Flyer - Epic 5x Fail
10 pts
Die 5 times in a row without flying for more than 5 meters. (Hell Flyer)
Climber - 300 Meters
10 pts
Climb 300 meters. (Climber)
Climber - 700 Meters
10 pts
Climb for 700 meters. (Climber)
Climber - 1500 Meters
10 pts
Climb for 1500 meters. (Climber)
Climber - Death Wish 
10 pts
Fall to your death after a measly 1 climb. (Climber)
Climber - Quintuple Incompetence
10 pts
Die 5 times in a row without climbing for more than 200 meters. (Climber)